Whimsy

Sort by

Browse by tag

Half Naughty/Half Nice 8oz

$16.00
{ "addToCartText": "Add", "enableHistory": true, "linkedOptions": true }
{"id":1585520574507,"title":"Half Naughty\/Half Nice 8oz","handle":"halfnaughtyhalfnice8oz","description":"","published_at":"2018-11-15T10:49:04-05:00","created_at":"2018-11-15T10:49:05-05:00","vendor":"tote+able","type":"Beverage Container","tags":["beverage","flask","holiday"],"price":1600,"price_min":1600,"price_max":1600,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":14680644616235,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"11121","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Half Naughty\/Half Nice 8oz","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1600,"weight":907,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":5,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/b39f61264e5663a10ce89a5632d745bc4d110c3a.jpg?v=1542296945"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/b39f61264e5663a10ce89a5632d745bc4d110c3a.jpg?v=1542296945","options":["Title"],"content":""}

Congratulations On . . .

$4.00
{ "addToCartText": "Add", "enableHistory": true, "linkedOptions": true }
{"id":1583917793323,"title":"Congratulations On . . .","handle":"congratulationson","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe love these irreverent and truth-telling cards from our favorite New Orleans girl crush Alexa Pulitzer.  From losing your virginity to your new boobs to your empty nest (and everything in between), here is the perfect card to send a hearty and humorous congratulations! \u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-11-14T14:11:02-05:00","created_at":"2018-11-14T14:11:03-05:00","vendor":"Alexa Pulitzer","type":"Greeting Card","tags":["Congratulations","divorce","Greeting card"],"price":400,"price_min":400,"price_max":400,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":14667825938475,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"11117","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Congratulations On . . .","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":400,"weight":227,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":2,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/6d1a386d95ad7f15b758ae81f6b28c23712ebe43.jpg?v=1542222663"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/6d1a386d95ad7f15b758ae81f6b28c23712ebe43.jpg?v=1542222663","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003eWe love these irreverent and truth-telling cards from our favorite New Orleans girl crush Alexa Pulitzer.  From losing your virginity to your new boobs to your empty nest (and everything in between), here is the perfect card to send a hearty and humorous congratulations! \u003c\/p\u003e"}

Scribble Poetry

$14.00
{ "addToCartText": "Add", "enableHistory": true, "linkedOptions": true }
{"id":1581518028843,"title":"Scribble Poetry","handle":"scribblepoetry","description":"\u003cp\u003eLet this journal do the literary work for you: Just grab a permanent marker and redact words to create a collection of your very own poetic masterpieces.  A blackout poetry book with 45 perforated poems: when you’re done, tear one out, and share with a friend!  Looking for creative birthday gifts for your writerly friends? Look no further!\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-11-12T23:16:42-05:00","created_at":"2018-11-12T23:16:44-05:00","vendor":"Knock Knock","type":"Book","tags":["humor","notepad","poetry"],"price":1400,"price_min":1400,"price_max":1400,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":14646636707883,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"11113","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Scribble Poetry","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1400,"weight":454,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":3,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/b7bcdfb293a1ab628d6f69b6715275c5dec1082a.jpg?v=1542082604"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/b7bcdfb293a1ab628d6f69b6715275c5dec1082a.jpg?v=1542082604","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003eLet this journal do the literary work for you: Just grab a permanent marker and redact words to create a collection of your very own poetic masterpieces.  A blackout poetry book with 45 perforated poems: when you’re done, tear one out, and share with a friend!  Looking for creative birthday gifts for your writerly friends? Look no further!\u003c\/p\u003e"}

Craigslist: I hope you find me

$10.00
{ "addToCartText": "Add", "enableHistory": true, "linkedOptions": true }
{"id":1581511442475,"title":"Craigslist: I hope you find me","handle":"craigslistihopeyoufindme","description":"\u003cspan\u003eJournalist Alan Feuer \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehas been collecting and composing craigslist love poetry for more than five years, amassing hundreds of sweet, raunchy, and just plain odd odes (like “10 Reasons We Won’t Be Having a Second Date”). The poems compiled inside this often hilarious, sometimes heartbreaking volume are reprinted verbatim from the Missed Connections section of craigslist, with only line and stanza breaks added.\u003c\/span\u003e","published_at":"2018-11-12T23:11:47-05:00","created_at":"2018-11-12T23:11:47-05:00","vendor":"Knock Knock","type":"Book","tags":["book","humor"],"price":1000,"price_min":1000,"price_max":1000,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":14646607282219,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"11112","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Craigslist: I hope you find me","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1000,"weight":454,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":3,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/50148_LovePoems_Cover_3Q-568x568.jpg?v=1542082403","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/50148_LovePoems_Int_02_Flat-568x568.jpg?v=1542082409","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/50148_LovePoems_Int_01_Flat-568x568.jpg?v=1542082414"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/50148_LovePoems_Cover_3Q-568x568.jpg?v=1542082403","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cspan\u003eJournalist Alan Feuer \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehas been collecting and composing craigslist love poetry for more than five years, amassing hundreds of sweet, raunchy, and just plain odd odes (like “10 Reasons We Won’t Be Having a Second Date”). The poems compiled inside this often hilarious, sometimes heartbreaking volume are reprinted verbatim from the Missed Connections section of craigslist, with only line and stanza breaks added.\u003c\/span\u003e"}

Gamepad

$9.00

Gamepad

$9.00
{ "addToCartText": "Add", "enableHistory": true, "linkedOptions": true }
{"id":1581497122859,"title":"Gamepad","handle":"gamepad","description":"\u003cp\u003eNo matter your years, sometimes you just need a little game to keep you occupied until the bus arrives or the movie starts.  Packed with five classic activities for you and old alike the on-the-go- game pad is the battery-free, all-paper antidote to boredom and ennui.  All you need is a pencil!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e60 perforated sheets; 5 games with instructions, 12 sheets each. \u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-11-12T23:07:55-05:00","created_at":"2018-11-12T23:07:57-05:00","vendor":"Knock Knock","type":"Note Pad","tags":["games","notepad"],"price":900,"price_min":900,"price_max":900,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":14646577070123,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"11108","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Gamepad","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":900,"weight":454,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":3,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/5d0c7cf5b2b6b3088a4c2ab6698b6de158b5650a.jpg?v=1542082126","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/12262_GamePad_02-568x568.jpg?v=1542082126","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/12262_GamePad_04-70x70.jpg?v=1542082126","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/12262_GamePad_03-568x568.jpg?v=1542082133","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/12262_GamePad_05-568x568.jpg?v=1542082140"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/5d0c7cf5b2b6b3088a4c2ab6698b6de158b5650a.jpg?v=1542082126","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003eNo matter your years, sometimes you just need a little game to keep you occupied until the bus arrives or the movie starts.  Packed with five classic activities for you and old alike the on-the-go- game pad is the battery-free, all-paper antidote to boredom and ennui.  All you need is a pencil!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e60 perforated sheets; 5 games with instructions, 12 sheets each. \u003c\/p\u003e"}

How to Traumatize Your Children

$11.00
{ "addToCartText": "Add", "enableHistory": true, "linkedOptions": true }
{"id":1581476282411,"title":"How to Traumatize Your Children","handle":"howtotraumatizeyourchildren","description":"\u003cp\u003eParents of the world rejoice! This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts fo mental and emotional damage.  Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you're bound to succeed! Paperback measures 4.5\" x 6.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-11-12T23:02:14-05:00","created_at":"2018-11-12T23:02:16-05:00","vendor":"Knock Knock","type":"Book","tags":["book"],"price":1100,"price_min":1100,"price_max":1100,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":14646542467115,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"11111","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"How to Traumatize Your Children","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1100,"weight":454,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":1,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/cd954797df1e50646f2809159955a953d864f97e.jpg?v=1542081736","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/50004_Trauma_02-568x568.jpg?v=1542081750","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/50004_Trauma_03-568x568.jpg?v=1542081756"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/cd954797df1e50646f2809159955a953d864f97e.jpg?v=1542081736","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003eParents of the world rejoice! This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts fo mental and emotional damage.  Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you're bound to succeed! Paperback measures 4.5\" x 6.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e"}

Lick & Stick: Silver Horseshoe

$5.00
{ "addToCartText": "Add", "enableHistory": true, "linkedOptions": true }
{"id":1581468483627,"title":"Lick \u0026 Stick: Silver Horseshoe","handle":"licksticksilverhorseshoe","description":"\u003cp\u003eThey're fun, they're fancy. They're lick \u0026amp; stick foil stickers! 125 old-school gummed stickers, updated for today's embellishing needs.  Giddy-up, we've go the anser to making good luck cards even more charming Horseshoe measures .5 x .5\"\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-11-12T22:57:13-05:00","created_at":"2018-11-12T22:57:14-05:00","vendor":"Knock Knock","type":"Misc.","tags":["horseshoe","stickers"],"price":500,"price_min":500,"price_max":500,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":14646488825899,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"11110","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Lick \u0026 Stick: Silver Horseshoe","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":500,"weight":454,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":12,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/55e36dbd84ae330a58535ceec34671f9a4360b9d.jpg?v=1542081434","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/12553_SilverHorseShoes_Stickers_Flat-568x568.jpg?v=1542081448"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/55e36dbd84ae330a58535ceec34671f9a4360b9d.jpg?v=1542081434","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003eThey're fun, they're fancy. They're lick \u0026amp; stick foil stickers! 125 old-school gummed stickers, updated for today's embellishing needs.  Giddy-up, we've go the anser to making good luck cards even more charming Horseshoe measures .5 x .5\"\u003c\/p\u003e"}

ABC Flashcards: Escapist

$12.00
{ "addToCartText": "Add", "enableHistory": true, "linkedOptions": true }
{"id":1581461569579,"title":"ABC Flashcards: Escapist","handle":"abcflashcardsescapist","description":"\u003cp\u003eWork, family, the news . . . it's all too much sometimes.  With these 26 alphabet flashcards you can stategically stick your head in the sand whenver needed.  Now go forth and avoid real life like a champ! \u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-11-12T22:51:58-05:00","created_at":"2018-11-12T22:51:59-05:00","vendor":"Knock Knock","type":"Misc.","tags":["flashcards","humor"],"price":1200,"price_min":1200,"price_max":1200,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":14646472179755,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"11109","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"ABC Flashcards: Escapist","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1200,"weight":907,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":4,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/a18fe226b3c64763dfa7cb52527d827472fde016.jpg?v=1542081119","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/11167_Escapist_Card01_Back-568x568.jpg?v=1542081137","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/11167_Escapist_Card02_Back-568x568.jpg?v=1542081142","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/11167_Escapist_Card03_Back-70x70.jpg?v=1542081148"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/a18fe226b3c64763dfa7cb52527d827472fde016.jpg?v=1542081119","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003eWork, family, the news . . . it's all too much sometimes.  With these 26 alphabet flashcards you can stategically stick your head in the sand whenver needed.  Now go forth and avoid real life like a champ! \u003c\/p\u003e"}

Lines For All Occasions: Compilation

$16.00
{ "addToCartText": "Add", "enableHistory": true, "linkedOptions": true }
{"id":1580807389227,"title":"Lines For All Occasions: Compilation","handle":"linesforalloccasionscompilation","description":"\u003cp\u003eAll the insults, excuses, rejections, mind games, put-downs and cop-outs you'll ever need are packed into one compendium of Lines for All Occassions! Whether your have to break up with someone, zing a pal or gaslight a rival, you'll find the quips you need in this book.  Win the war of words, stock up on this quirky gift for the wisecrackers, wordsmiths and witty people in your life.  Hardcover, 96 pages\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2018-11-12T12:49:59-05:00","created_at":"2018-11-12T12:50:00-05:00","vendor":"Knock Knock","type":"Book","tags":["book","humor"],"price":1600,"price_min":1600,"price_max":1600,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":14643767541803,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"11114","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Lines For All Occasions: Compilation","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1600,"weight":907,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":1,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":""}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/f74fd00452e5b6b81d9c262036006f72cf722e5d.jpg?v=1542045000"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2093\/9689\/products\/f74fd00452e5b6b81d9c262036006f72cf722e5d.jpg?v=1542045000","options":["Title"],"content":"\u003cp\u003eAll the insults, excuses, rejections, mind games, put-downs and cop-outs you'll ever need are packed into one compendium of Lines for All Occassions! Whether your have to break up with someone, zing a pal or gaslight a rival, you'll find the quips you need in this book.  Win the war of words, stock up on this quirky gift for the wisecrackers, wordsmiths and witty people in your life.  Hardcover, 96 pages\u003c\/p\u003e"}

Success! Feel free to continue shopping or head to your cart .